[touches own boob] nice

(via woolnough)

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What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

(via agtcarters)

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hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(via timelordylordy)

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why cant i just be a hobbit and do nothing but eat and garden and smoke pipe weed and occasionally help slay dragons

(Source: thomasbngalter, via leonardbonesy)

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